Category: Joke Board
Thursday here in the United States is our annual
Thanksgiving holiday, on which we commemorate the
day the Pilgrims and the Native Americans first
gathered to gorge themselves silly after listening
to a snarky speech the only vegetarian at the
table had been working on for well over a month.
Although holidays are usually a time for joyous songs,
poor little Thanksgiving has long suffered in silence.
Until now.
The Top 15 Thanksgiving Carols
15> Silent But Deadly Night
14> All Come, Get Your Face Full
13> All I Want for Christmas Is Mylanta, Please
12> O Holy Crap, I'm Stuffed!
11> Dark! The Drumstick, Neck and Wings!
10> The First and Goal
9> Do You Smell What I Smell?
8> Grandma Got Run Over By a Pilgrim
7> My Weight Is in Danger
6> It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Uncle Chet Got Into the
Liquor Cabinet and Is Hitting on Cousin Michelle *Again*
5> O Come, Maul Three Plates Full
4> Angels Eat a Bird on High
3> I Saw Mommy ****ing a Turkey baster
2> Good King Applesauce
and the Number 1 Thanksgiving Carol...
1> Carol of the Belch
ho hum, it's just another list.
Bob
and a fucking hilarious one at that! very nice. *smile*
funny.
Come on Bob, I can hear you laughing. Don't pretend you didn't like it. Or is it that you need me to explain it to you?
Becky, I understand there's a writer's strike in Hollywood and New York. Know a guy named Letterman?
wow becky wow! roflmao! take this, What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving. Lmao
Now…that…is…funny.
Becky, why don't you take notes.
Bob
lol!
So…that’s what a baster is for!
I need to go see if I can actually find Carroll of the Belch on google now. Knowing this world it might actually be out there!
Me too. lol